• horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via joshpeck)

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

(via sluttyoliveoil)

how I tell stories

  • me: and then she was like
  • me: and im like
  • me: but then shes like
  • me: then theyre like
  • me: so i was like
  • me: yeah like
  • me: i know like
  • me: ye

shinycaterpie:

While it isn’t a good idea to buy a real bunny just for the sake of the holiday season, why not a virtual bunny instead? It’s Easter and this is my 300th post so I think that’s a perfect excuse for another giveaway! This time it’s my first 5 IV shiny Pokemon I bred on Pokemon Y~

About the Pokemon

  • She is Level 1, untouched but you can request I EV train her if you wish
  • She is Jolly natured
  • Her IVs are 31/31/31/X/31/31
  • Her ability is Klutz
  • She is Kalos born and can be nicknamed!
  • She comes with a Battle Maison item of your choice! If you win, you get to decide. Even an Ability Capsule.
  • She will be cloned using an in game method, so if this bothers you that’s perfectly okay, you don’t need to enter, it’s understandable!
  • She has the egg move Switcheroo 

Rules

  • Likes and reblogs count as one entry each, feel free to reblog as much as you like but be considerate of your followers~
  • No giveaway blogs, I will be checking
  • You don’t have to be following this blog!
  • Deadline is 10th of May at Midnight GMT! I’ll announce the winner (picked by RNG) so keep your ask box open so I can contact you
  • If the winner doesn’t respond within 3 days I’ll pick a new winner, rinse and repeat

Good luck!

rowrowrowan

(via it-started-to-rain)

catsandbreadandbikes:

this is too perfect

(via rowrowrowan)

diancie:

Why is Goldeen back? What does Goldeen actually do? I heard a myth that it could like OHKO you.

diancie:

Why is Goldeen back? What does Goldeen actually do? I heard a myth that it could like OHKO you.

(via surprisebitch)

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