whaddup
i'm edward
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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E
I couldn’t help myself.
I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
Is this because when you turn the C clockwise and fill it up with water t would hold the most I’m so confused
IT’S BECAUSE C SOUNDS LIKE SEA
you’re the only one who understands me google
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stop doing that and do me instead
justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles
I really need some magic right now
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
Realizing you’ve been alive for two decades and accomplished nothing
Trust fall…
